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williamsmaisies:

I wondered why only you two survived Strucker’s experiments. Now I don’t. We will make it right. You and I can hurt them. But you will tear them apart… from the inside.

+mmch: asked by @inejsghcfa; natasha romanoff or wanda maximoff ♡

when you and the girls are at the club and the bard starts singing the rage of achilles, son of peleus

thoodleoo:

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2jam4u:

maintaining relationships when you’re sick is really, really hard and I’m sorry to all the people I’ve let down because of it.

spoiledsuga:

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

I’m your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

coutureicons:

models of color with pretty eyelids

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

  1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
  2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

rosemarywaterwitch:

midworldlanes:

aphilologicalbatman:

terpsikeraunos:

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

I second this

Oh look it’s me